Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
David must have done this on purpose….
(via impalaoutsideof221b)
one of the greatest things ive seen in a long time
reminds me of “ I always wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth, then I ask myself the same question.”
(via ohceanic)
if this ever happened to me id probably just move
(Source: webros, via impalaoutsideof221b)
through-the-looking-glass-001:
white people
I CANT GET OVER THE MILK KID…OH DEAR LORD I’M DYING….SEND HELP…
black people
now the balance of the force has been restored
(Source: bitchface-loves-you, via murritsmarra)
don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
hip rotation
booty sensation
ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ
*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*
*says a Latin incantation*
waits for lucifer with anticipation
your waiting is over my friends
ALL HAIL THE LORD SATAN
what the fuck is wrong with this website
(Source: basedmadoka, via make-friends-with-fireflies)
